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...but that's not important right now.

squided:

It’s almost fall you know that means we will all be needing some

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— 1 hour ago with 19076 notes
stunningpicture:

Pulled a layer of ice off a leaf

stunningpicture:

Pulled a layer of ice off a leaf

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Anonymous asked: My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.


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imthenewkanye:

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

— 1 hour ago with 68796 notes

georgiaokweeffe:

Be wary of those who apologize for how you feel instead of apologizing for what they did to you

(via joshpeck)

— 13 hours ago with 15585 notes

knitmeapony:

geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

*future me cringes back*

(Source: mistienight, via missarrowrunner)

— 13 hours ago with 355223 notes

mathieu-bellamont:

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this will never not be funny and i dont care what you say

(via gallowsanatomy)

— 13 hours ago with 5993 notes

nosdrinker:

android1994:

nosdrinker:

where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan

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bless you

(via 50-shades-of-fandom)

— 13 hours ago with 307700 notes

starlingsongs:

Okay, I can’t be coy about this anymore.

My home life is a nightmare and I need to get the fuck away from my father. If you can spare anything at all, please consider donating to my gofundme. Everything sent to it will be used to help me cover the cost of therapy, clothes for interviews, bras that actually fit, and moving away from my family and on to a healthier, happy life.

Thank you so, so much for anything you can give, blessed be.

(via theroguefeminist)

— 13 hours ago with 1321 notes

timelordanon:

timelordanon:

can you put brownie mix in a waffle iron

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I AM THE FUTURE

(Source: bartonbones, via dutchster)

— 13 hours ago with 215974 notes

human-sloth:

this is the most important thing on the internet today

(via usbdongle)

— 14 hours ago with 73844 notes

outofcontextdnd:

"This is my therapy dragon, she’s for my panic attacks. I attack, everyone panics."

(via polluxander)

— 14 hours ago with 6258 notes
lukekenny:

The Sims 4 character creator is SMASHING

lukekenny:

The Sims 4 character creator is SMASHING

(via thenimbus)

— 14 hours ago with 67678 notes