5 minutes left of tuesday time to get blogging
everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should
just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and remember all this.
now imagine if you went back to see your old blog of your teenage years and it had been deleted because somebody ‘wanted your url’
how sad would that be
Oh my gosh
I just realized
He played the TENth Doctor.
He plays the ELEVENth Doctor.
It took me a very long time to realise Matt Smith doesn’t have the word eleven in it
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors
so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors
except then the job of the decoy got popular
like, really popular
like… worryingly popular?
reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”
eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.
I’m not sure but I think I just accidentally created a legendary Pokemon
TT: Oh shi-
AR: Initiating lock down. Hang on to your plush posterior mounds.
ONE…TWO… Condy is coming for you
THREE… FOUR… Can’t barricade your door
FIVE… SIX… Going to kill the Prince
SEVEN… EIGHT… It’s too late-
TT: I survived again.