June 2012
what I learned last night.
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I'm drinking a martini in a kilt
feeling like the most classy Scottish fuck in town.
Describe your sex life in a Pokemon attack.
theyoungcynic:
halberdierminister:
spookyhouse:
peint:
brilleg:
blackhat0061:
betachan:
redballooncomics:
theelfowl:
astralitis:
fatherfurnessi:
Disable
Foul Play
confusion
Eruption
Uproar
Flail
baton pass
Screech
splash
Counter.
Selfdestruct.
glare
What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at...
effyeahchampomix:
I mean,
Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
They live right by the kitchen.
Their head of house teaches herbology.
“Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
Slytherins obviously do cocaine.
#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY#YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME#I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK...
I’m working on something…
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