what I learned last night.
I'm drinking a martini in a kilt
feeling like the most classy Scottish fuck in town.
Describe your sex life in a Pokemon attack.
theyoungcynic: halberdierminister: spookyhouse: peint: brilleg: blackhat0061: betachan: redballooncomics: theelfowl: astralitis: fatherfurnessi: Disable Foul Play confusion Eruption Uproar Flail baton pass Screech splash Counter. Selfdestruct. glare
What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at...
effyeahchampomix: I mean, Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF. They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful. They live right by the kitchen. Their head of house teaches herbology. “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with. Slytherins obviously do cocaine. #THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY#YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME#I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK...
I’m working on something…